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Tuesday, 19 September 2017

Good, Better, Best Ways to be Financially Free!


1.  Born rich. Duh! This one most "passive" of all! We don't even have to lift a finger! 


2.  Marry rich. If lucky, we just need one client for our prostitution....


3.  Start a business. Rather be a dog in our own kennel than to be the eunuch at the Grand Palace...


4.  Do well in corporate. Being an eunuch is not so bad if we under one clown but above everyone else! Who knows? May even usurp the throne as history is littered with stewards that overthrew their minor monarchs...


5.  Buy Toto. Ar ber then?


6.  Investing and/or trading. What? Below gambing? Well, those buying Toto know they are gambling. At least they are more honest than investors/traders who are doing the same but pretending they are doing something else by clever use of euphemisms...




Sunday, 17 September 2017

朋友


博客会知己

豪气去铜气

名利莫需比

起杯唱情谊




Thursday, 14 September 2017

吟诗作对


After my previous post, I chanced upon this old Chinese post at the bottom under Linkwithin:

无常

Non-Chinese reading readers may want to stop and leave now. Sorry.

There's a reason why this post's heading is in Chinese. Duh!



This is what I meant by poetry club. Totally unplanned, unrehearsed. 


Sillyinvestor got the ball rolling with:

常常回我家,爸妈笑哈哈。
常常上厕所,医生远离我。
常常见你面,为何没笑脸?



LP chimed in with:

常常回我家,親人变冤家。
常常上厕所,迟早上诊所。
常常見你面,你找三宝殿?


I joined the fun revealing my phobia of marriage:

常常回我家,暗示你想嫁。
常常上厕所,验孩把我锁。
常常見你面,我还不厌卷?


Endrene, the rose amongst the thorns, showed who's boss:

常常回我家,米桶添一下。
常常上厕所,马桶你来刷。
常常见你面,七窍多生烟!



And added this recovery to lull us back to her sweet tenderness:

常常回我家,贴金又贴心。
常常上厕所,喝多打哆嗦。
常常见你面,金愿都实现!



I had a change of heart:

常常回我家,买鱼又买虾。
常常上厕所,多吃的后果。
常常见你面,美梦快成现!



And LP wrapped it all up by changing structure and form (rule breaker):

老婆回娘家,常常我回家。
泪流那里躲,常常上厕所。
常常見你面,為和不道歉?
常常破你心,為和不换新? 




Of course this is not the exception. Regular readers will know some of the more scintillating exchanges happen frequently at the most unexpected posts.

Especially comments about sex, religion, and politics!

Sometimes we even babble on with weird topics like - cosmology, philosophy, arts, literature, history, anime, manga, and "char shao bao"!?

LOL!



P.S. Special thanks to the wonderful and don't take themselves too seriously readers who bothered to take the time to "play" with me. 

Come to think of it, who else would bother to comment to a "blank" post?





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